Joe Twitter

Joe Casino on Twitter?

Are you serious? Joe don’t freakin’ tweet!

If we really had a burning desire to hang out with Ashton Kutcher and read whatever profound words of wisdom he’s getting paid to hang on Twitter … well, we’d probably just shoot ourselves. The day the village idiot from “That 70s Show” became the spokes-tweeter for the latest (and soon to be passing) internet fad is the day Joe Casino said “F*ck Twitter”.

If anyone wants to read what Joe’s got to say, read it here on JoeCasino.com. We guarantee it takes a lot more than 140 characters for Joe to spew forth. If you really need to get caught up on the life and times of “aplusk” … well, you probably didn’t have much business here in the first place.

Anyway, we gotta run. Time to update our Facebook page.

NOTE: We’re kidding. We actually do have our own little space in the Twitterverse. Stop in and see JoeCasino.com on Twitter once you and Ashton have rolled over to enjoy that post-tweet cigarette.