Atlantic City Casinos

Used to be a time when we looked for every opportunity to stay the hell out of Atlantic City. Why? Because they stuck the place in New Jersey of all places! Who the hell was in charge of that deal?*

However, in the last few years, they’ve been throwing up some sweet ass casino and hotel projects and AC is really starting to turn around. It ain’t never gonna replace Vegas, but for the East Coasters, Atlantic City is once again becoming a nice gambling destination.

We hate like hell to give any credit to that rich bastard with the 40-foot comb-over, but Donald Trump dumped some serious cash in this town. It may not have been his wisest investments, but it sure as hell made the skyline look nicer.

Anyhoo, check this section often for updates and articles on Atlantic City casinos, hotels, gambling hot spots, etc. And, who knows, one of these days our investigative reporters may actually get that photo of The Donald getting out of the shower. We’re dying to see what that dead raccoon on his head looks like when it’s wet.

* DISCLAIMER:
Joe has lots of friends in and from New Jersey. They’d expect nothing less than a little chop-busting. Therefore, any remarks Joe makes about the lovely Garden State that may be construed as disparaging (that means “disrespectful”) are intended purely in jest (that means “funny”). So, to our Jersey pals, especially Tony Two Toes and Vinnie Four Chins, we apologize in advance if yous guys are offended (that means “pissed off”) by anything Joe says about your beautiful home state. We love it there. Really.